Kate Micucci - Dear Deer lyrics

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Dear deer<br />

I am writing you a letter<br />

In the hopes that you'll know better<br />

Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania<br />

'Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya<br />

Just be warned<br />

<br />

Some say<br />

Dream until tomorrow<br />

That I'll wash away your sorrow<br />

But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed<br />

If you do you'll end up sitting in a potroast<br />

It's not fair<br />

<br />

Some say Pennsylvania's sunny<br />

But I prefer to say it's gunny<br />

Okay maybe that's not funny<br />

But either way it's way too punny<br />

I know<br />

Okay<br />

<br />

Dear deer<br />

New Jersey just might suit you<br />

Because there they cannot shoot you<br />

But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun<br />

But better than a man holding a shotgun<br />

Don't you think?<br />

<br />

I'm just writing to remind you<br />

That an orange man will find you<br />

And sneak up right behind you<br />

To seal the fate that's been assigned to you<br />

<br />

Just know<br />

That your population is stringy<br />

And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards<br />

It'll leave you cold and melted on a placard<br />

It's not fair<br />

<br />

Deer I hope that you can hear me<br />

'Cause I think of you so dearly<br />

So I'll write each sentence clearly<br />

And I'll sign it with sincerely,<br />

K-A-T-E<br />

Kate!

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