K- Solo - Household Maid lyrics

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1992

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K-Solo back in effect

1992

K-Solo steppin back in here

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Household Maid

'92

Yo, Red

You know what I'm sayin?

We ain't tell a story about all these girls we used to bang when we was young

Brothers see, they don't believe us

So ehm - I guess I'll start tellin...

A story when I was young

When I first got pussy

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[VERSE 1]

It was in '77, well at least I think so

Way before the people knew me as K-S-o-l-o

We moved from Queens to Long Island and my moms had it made

But mom was workin two jobs, she said, "Son, I want me a maid"

We went to this agency that was on Broadway

So mom could fill out the papers and see about a maid

When we got there we seen a man who sat behind a desk

He said, "I'm sorry, miss, but ain't too many good maids left

But I'll show you some pictures of all the maids we got here"

I looked and seen this maid who looked like Pam Grier

I said, "Hey mom, let's get that maid, ooh, she looks like my teacher"

Mom said, "Okay" and asked the man, "Can we meet her?"

He pressed a button, said a name, she was there in a flash

Mom signed some papers, gave her money, and everything was done fast

On the way home I could look and see she looked young

And by the way she had me laughin, ooh, I knew she was fun

But somethin was wrong, I couldn't figure it out

Till one day me and the maid were alone in my house

I was in my room readin a book

She came inside my room naked and told me, "Kevin, take a look"

From her feet to her body, I stared at shock

As I stared at her breast and her hairy provoc'

She had a real bad body, I was put in a trance

But snapped out of that trance when she unzipped my pants

She wrapped her legs around me, she began to tease me

Whispered in my ear, "Do you think you can please me?"

I said, "Yes", I couldn't fess

And then the maid grabbed my young hand and put it on her grown chest

She started seducin me, right there on the floor

She said, "The better you get, you'll get more and more"

Juices started movin fast, and she started goin

"I'm comin, I'm comin", I said, "Stop, where are you goin?"

She paid me no mind, I guess she knew I was young

I guess she said "It's for kids", but I was havin my fun

As she went up and down, and side to side

To make me slippery and wet as I went inside

The maid moaned and groaned, moved my hips

Blew in my ear, in my face and went and tongue-licked my lips

I was only 11 and in the 6th grade

No one believed that I made love to the household maid

No one believed that I made love to the household maid

You know what I'm sayin, Red?

No one believed that I made love to the household maid

Yo, yo, yo

Pee, man, what's up

Redman don't believe me, man

Check the next verse out

Check out the next verse

No one believed that I made love to the maid...

[VERSE 2]

It happened again when I came from the park

Mom was workin late and the house looked dark

There was a note at the door, 'Son, dinner's in the oven'

Steak and potatos with blueberry muffins

But before I could get any food in my jaws

I seen a bra and a woman's panties on the living room floor

Where could she be, cause this I'm sure, mom could never see

The maid was in the room, butt naked cleanin the room for me

She grabbed my comic book, put it on her behind

Opened it up and said, "Hey, read between the line"

I love to read about the Incredlible Hulk

But when the maid grabbed me, she invaded the incredible bulk

On the floor by the AFX track, sweat comin from the back

Moms workin, we don't when she'll come back, black

I''m only 11 and in the 6th grade

No one believed that I made love to the household maid

Break it down, Solo

Gettin busy for 1992, you know what I'm sayin?

Mad true stories

Nobody believe me, you know what I'm sayin?

Yo, PMD, man

Brothers be goin out, man, on the strenght, man

Lyin about butt, man

You know what I'm sayin?

Yo, Redman, on the strenght...

Peace