Justin Bieber vs Beethoven - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 6 lyrics

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[Intro]

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Justin Bieber Vs Ludwig Van Beethoven

Begin

[Justin Drew Bieber - Alex Farnham]

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead

Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his a** on your head

I’m the next the next Michael Jackson,

You smell like Bette White, here’s some aspirin

You’re catching Bieber fever tonight

Because my voice is incredible

And your music is terrible

Who even listens to Classical anyway?

Even Elise wants to do me

And now that you’re right next to me

I can understand why they used a dog

To play you in the movies

[Ludwig Van Beethoven - Nice Peter]

Sit down, son

And let me give you a music lesson

Ask Bach,

I got more cock than Smith and Wesson

Never say Never?

You’ll never be forgetting

I’ve crafted masterpieces

That will last throughout the ages

Your music gets you bit*** on your Facebook pages

I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree

My name is Beethoven mother fu****

Maybe you’ve heard of me

Not the Saint Bernard Version

I’m the real O.G.

You wanna trade blows?

You can’t even hit puberty!

[Justin Drew Bieber - Alex Farnham]

I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage

When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?

I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left

(heh heh heh)

What else can I say?

Your own music made you deaf

[Ludwig Van Beethoven - Nice Peter]

I would smack you but in Germany we don’t hit little girls

And I’m glad I’m deaf

So I can’t hear that piece of shi*

“My World”

There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies

You wanna be a little white Usher?

Here, show them their seats

[Voice Over]

Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide

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Thanks to adrianna

Thanks to tom for correcting these lyrics