Julie Brown - Cuz Im A Blonde lyrics

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<b>Cuz Im A Blonde</b> by <i>Julie Brown</i><br />

Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.

I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.

Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man

If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see people workin, it just makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to giggle.

'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.

'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.

Why should I bother when I look like I look?

I know lots of people are smarter than me,

But I have this philosophy:

So what?

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,

'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.

Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...

Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.

"Duck, Magnum, duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.

I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,

'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D.

'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

[spoken]

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August

Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,

But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.

With my hair and body, you would be too.

I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!