Jr. Hank Williams

Jr. Hank Williams - Attitude Adjustment lyrics

rate me

ow I met an old friend

In the bar the other night

And he got a little drunk

And he wanted to fight

And he jumped up

And challenged every man in the room

And just about the time he got the words out

An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth

And used his head for a mop

And his butt for a broom

It was an attitude adjustment

I guess it was his first time

An attitude adjustment

Now he understands just fine

He got bent out of shape

Then he opened his mouth

And just one appointment

Straightened him right out

It was an attitude adjustment

Oh it'll work every time

Now I've got this big ol' brother-in-law

And me and him just never did get along

Because he wants to be sure

I'm treating his sister right

He got drunk one night

And started beating me up

And I went and got a tire tool

Out of my truck

And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

It was an attitude adjustment

And it'll work every time

An attitude adjustment

I made him see the light

Now he says I'm his kind of man

And he comes around me with his hat in his hand

It was an attitude adjustment

I cured all his family pride

Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face

I said, "Darlin' that was your first mistake."

Then she went wild and her eyes turned red

She started breaking everything

And screaming loud

And kickin' me and cussin' me out

And I gave her a little adjustment

On the top of the head

It was an attitude adjustment

Aw she loves on me all the time

Just an attitude adjustment

She got a whole new frame of mind

She don't nag

I don't beg

And we get along and like I said

Just an attitude adjustment

Aw everything's just fine

Well almost

She called the cops to take me in

And I said, "You're never gonna do it friends."

And they just smiled

And said, "Oh, yes we will."

Now a stick to the head

And some kicks to the shins

And a several bites by Rin Tin Tin

And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

It was an attitude adjustment

Oh I went along peacefully

Attitude adjustment

They made me clearly see

Cause my head is black

And my legs are blue

And both knee caps are bit clean through

It was an attitude adjustment

It made my whole outlook brand new

Just a attitude adjustment

It made my whole outlook brand new

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