Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "War! What is it good for?"

Xena: "Absolutely-"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "-nothing!"

Xena: "Uh-huh, yeah. War!"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "What is it good for?"

Xena: "Absolutely-"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "-nothing!"

Xena: "Listen to me now. War is a thing that I despise, 
Cause it means destruction of innocent lives. War means
Tears in
Thousands of mother's eyes when their young lost fights
And lose their lives."

Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer: "War!"

Xena: "Good god, huh?"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "What is it good for?"

Xena: "Absolutely-"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "-nothing!"

Xena: "Say it again, yeah. War!"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "What is it good for?"

Xena: "Absolutely-"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "-nothing!"

Xena: "War!"

Gabrielle: "It ain't nothing but a heart
Breaker."

Xena: "War!"

Joxer: "Friend only to the undertaker."

Amoria: "War is the enemy of all of mankind. The
Thought of war just blows my mind. War is handed down
From generation to
Generation. Destruction and indestruction - who wants
To die?"

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "War! What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!"

Xena: "Say it again, yeah."

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "War! What is it good for?
Nothing!"

Xena: "Say it again."

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "War! What is it good for?
Nothing!"

Xena: "Say it again."

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer: "War! What is it good for?"