Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat movie - Stone the Crows lyrics
rate me<br>
Narrator <br>
<br>
Pharaoh said - <br>
Pharaoh <br>
<br>
Well stone the crows,<br>
This Joseph is a clever kid<br>
Who'd have thought that fourteen cows<br>
Could mean the things he said they did? <br>
Joseph, you must help me further;<br>
I have got a job for you<br>
You shall lead us through this crisis -<br>
You shall be my number two <br>
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Narrator & Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
Pharaoh told his guards to fetch<br>
A chisel from the local store<br>
Whereupon he ordered them<br>
To cut the chains that Joseph wore <br>
Joseph got a royal pardon<br>
And a host of splendid things<br>
A chariot of gold, a cloak,<br>
A medal and some signet rings <br>
<br>
Joseph -<br>
Pharaoh's number two<br>
Joseph - <br>
Egypt looks to you <br>
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Jospeh, Narrator & Female Ensemble <br>
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Joseph -<br>
Pharaoh's number two<br>
Joseph - <br>
Egypt looks to you <br>
Narrator & Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
Seven summers on the trot<br>
Were perfect just as Joseph said<br>
Joseph saw that food was gathered<br>
Ready for the years ahead <br>
Seven years of famine followed<br>
Egypt didn't mind a bit<br>
The first recorded rationing<br>
In history was a hit <br>
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Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
Joseph how can we ever say<br>
All that we want to about you<br>
We're so glad that you came our way<br>
We would have perished without you <br>
Pharaoh <br>
<br>
Joseph we are the perfect team<br>
Old buddies, that's you and me<br>
I was wise to have chosen you<br>
You'll be wise to agree <br>
Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
Joseph how can we ever say<br>
All that we want to about you<br>
We're so glad that you came our way<br>
We would have perished without you <br>
Pharaoh <br>
<br>
We were in a jam<br>
Would have baffled Abraham<br>
But now we're a partneship<br>
It's just a piece of cake <br>
Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
Greatest man since Noah<br>
Only goes to shoah <br>
Joseph <br>
<br>
Anyone from anywhere can make it<br>
If they get a lucky break <br>
Narrator & Female Ensemble <br>
<br>
This could be a happy ending,<br>
Perfect place to stop the show<br>
Joseph after all has gone<br>
About as far as he can go <br>
But I'm sure that Jacob and<br>
His other sons have crossed your mind<br>
How had famine hit the family<br>
Joseph left behind?<br>
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