Jonathan Vandenbroeck - You And Me (In My Pocket) lyrics

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<b>You And Me (In My Pocket)</b> by <i>Jonathan Vandenbroeck</i><br />

I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever

Just like cats but we'd never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim together

On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh you and me

It would be only you and me

Oh you and me

It would be only you and me

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers

I'd keep you in a giant cage

All day long I'd sit and watch you

I'd sing for you and that would be okay

People say there are plenty of fish

In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but paralyzed

Then I could plug you into a socket

So you could never run away

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you around all day