Jonathan Coulton - Re Your Brains lyrics

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Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.

Its good to see you, buddy, how've you been?

Things have been okay for me, except that I'm a zombie now.

I'd really wish you'd let us in.

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand,

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.

But heres a FYI, you're all gonna die screaming.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan?

Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe thats OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns,

And you'll have to make the call.

Not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff.

But Tom, thats what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.

If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I'd like to help you Tom, in anyway I can.

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.

I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am,

I guess I am.

Got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up?

Know we'll get to common ground somehow.

Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors,

I guess we'll table this for now.

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well.

Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.

We'll put this thing to bed, when I bash your head open.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.

All we wanna do is eat your brains!

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.

Open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains!

Thanks to Matilda for these lyrics