Jonathan Coulton - Flickr lyrics

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There’s a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still

There are children making angels in the snow

The sunset paints the sky at night

And old man works by candlelight

A tiny baby smiles and waves hello

In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies

And the men are happy wearing matching ties

A pair of poodles

A broken finger will not bend

Soup with noodles

A female Klingon’s drunk boyfriend

A sexy lady

This party’s better than it seems

Warren Beatty

Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams

A visit to the dentist

A place to get some pie

A rainbow floats above a waterfall

A ferris wheel, a carousel

The landlord never learned to spell

Someone put graffiti on the wall

Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star

And Dwyer’s rocking out on air guitar

A freight train passes

Someone’s grandma owns a gun

A dog with glasses

A strange balloon man has too much fun

Thumbs up for Slurpees

If you’re receiving then you’re not gay

A case of herpes

As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK