Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back lyrics

rate me

LA face with the Oakland booty

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

You notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, babe I wanna get with ya

And take your pretty picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got

Makes me, me, me so horny

Ooh, rumplesmooth skin

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me choose me cuz you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancing

The hell with romancing

She sweats, she's wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines

Saying flat butts are the thing

Take the average man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yea), Fellas (yea)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yea!)

Tell 'em to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And uh, double up, uhh-uhh

I aint talkin bout playboy

Cuz silicone parts are made for toys

I want em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

mix-a-lot's's in trouble

Beggin for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH

Til' the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around and

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

Actually when, when it comes to females

Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection

I mean, 36-24-36...

Maybe if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you have got buns hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and they leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You aint it miss thing

Give me a sister I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had a game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So ladies (yeah) if your butt is round (yeah)

And you wanna triple X Throw down (yeah)

Dial 1-900-Johnny-C, and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

Thanks to Jack Hodkinson for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to mulissa for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Tre for correcting these lyrics