Jon Lajoie - Too Fast lyrics

rate me

I can run a hundred miles without stoping for rest

I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath

When I focus my mind I always reach my goal

But there's one thing I cannot control

I come too fast, I come too faaaast

A couple of strokes and my erection is a

Thing of the past

I come too fast, I come too faaaast

Sometimes it's even game over

Before I take of my pants

I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick

Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and About Schmidt

If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two

But if we doggystyle oh man I'm screwed

I come too fast, I come too faaaast

I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a

Girl sits on my lap

I come too fast, I come too faaaast

I'll swear I'll even shoot my load

If a fly lands on my shaft

Thanks to JFR for correcting these lyrics