Jon Lajoie - Michael Jackson Is Dead lyrics

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h my god did you hear about Michael Jackson?

Yeah I heard about Michael Jackson, it's crazy right?

Yeah I can't believe it

All of a sudden the media is on his side

I know it's crazy right?

Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit

You mother fuckin hypocrites remember what you said he did

Michael Jackson is dead, no you never gave a shit

So why are you pretendin you mother fuckin hypocrites

Michael Jackson's such a freak, you'd hear it a thousand times a week

On every fuckin TV screen and on every fucking magazine

Yeah sure we liked him for a while, for a few years when he was in style

Then someone said he's a pedophile and fuckin boys is what makes him smile

Then there was a punchline everyday about his Skeletor-like face

And how he loved 12 year old balls, we didn't care if it was true or false

So don't pretend that you give a fuck

Keep talking about how he sucked 12 year old cock

And went from being a cute little black kid and died as a white skeleton robot

Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit...

Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony,

I wasn't here when you called him legendary

And when we heard that shit about the Caulken kid

We said oh my god Jacko's mother fuckin sick

He likes fucking kids! He likes fucking kids!

Nobody was talkin bout his music

Now if I said he died choking on a kid's dick

You'd say "oh my god that's so offensive!"

Well fuck you, you mother fucking cunt ass bitch

Everyone in the news you hit the mother fucking

On your high horse sayin I'm a demon

Cause I say you overdosed on a boy's semen

Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit...

Oh we're so sad that Michael passed away, we loved him so much

Really, really did you love him? Cause from where I'm standing it kind of looked like you hated him

And that you called him a freak and that you wanted him to die

But now that he's dead you love him and he's a legend

Oh he's so amazing, oh we love Michael Jackson!

How bout you go fuck yourself, you big bunch of fuckin hypocrites

Here's I'm gunna do this for you...

Billie Jean was not his lover

Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina

And she was older than 12 years old

Fuck you hypocrite!