Jon Lajoie - Blackbird lyrics

rate me

re we recording?

I wrote this song last night, and I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot.

John's new girlfriend is a cunt

I don't know what he sees in that bitch

She'll ruin our lives

This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die

John's got to stop taking LSD

It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3

What the fuck?

Looks like her face got ran over by a truck

Dump that bitch

Dump that bitch

And stop being a motherfucking dick

Ringo won't shut the fuck up

And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs

That's my job

I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts

Suck my nuts

Suck my nuts

And while you're down there, suck my cock

Fuck this shit, I've got a plan

Linda and I will start our own band

And call it Metallica

Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band

Metallica

Metallica

I'll have to run that name by Linda

Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick

If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch

And then divorce her six years later

'Cause she was such a fucking bitch