Jokab Schmidt - Redneck Jazz lyrics

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Verse 1<br />

I'm slavin on them table tops<br />

It's hotter than those tater tots<br />

I sweep and mop and clean all day<br />

No time fer sleep just aint no way<br />

Chorus 1<br />

Churn the butter scrub them pans<br />

And fill them shakers with ur hands<br />

Beat that liver mush real fine<br />

It's gotta be done by dinner time<br />

Verse 2<br />

Bake the bread and grab ur coats<br />

We're goin out to milk the goats<br />

Hurry up and brew pops ale<br />

We're getting ready for old gramps sale<br />

Chorus 2<br />

Add some spices to that stew<br />

Ole blackjacks gonna have some too<br />

Beat that liver mush real fine<br />

It's gotta be done by dinner time<br />

Verse 3<br />

Grab ur shotgun shells and all<br />

We're goin huntin in the fall<br />

Leash ur rabbit cat and dog<br />

We're goin fishin in the bog<br />

Chorus 3<br />

Floors are clean and butters churned<br />

Countin the money that we earned<br />

Beat that liver mush real fine<br />

It's gotta be done by dinner time<br />

(Instrumental 1)<br />

Jimmy, johny, james, and joe<br />

Teeny tiny twinkle toes<br />

Jayne, jenny, joyce, and jem<br />

Granny greentooth and her friend<br />

(Laughter) (speak)<br />

This is like redneck jazz! <br />

(Instrumental 2)<br />

Dedicated to Joseph Schmidt, The Flitter Queen, and all the guys and gals who hate cleanin the kitchen!