Johny Turbo - the constipation blues lyrics

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<b>the constipation blues</b> by <i>Johny Turbo</i><br />I have some trouble

'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is

just to can't piss...

Never the noise

of falling big boys

I try to keep cool

to push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball

But never a nice long drol

Oh, I'm in trouble

Yes I do

Hmmmm MMMMM...

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

MMMMMMMShit Shit Shit

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

I had a dream

A dream of a nice piece of faeces

sneaking out of my ass

and do you believe,

that was a relief

It was a HAPPENING

But in the morning

it was...

NOTHING!

NOTHING AT ALL!

I have some trouble

'cause I have a bubble...

You know what it is

just to can piss...

Never thne noise

of falling big boys

I try to keep cool

to push like a fool

Sometimes a small ball

But never a nice long drol

My shit is always on the run

Hmmmm MMMMM...

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

MMMMMMMAAAAARRRGH!

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

MMMM! MMMMMMM!

AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH

BLUB!