Johnny Dangerous

Johnny Dangerous - 2 Hot 4 T.V. (Feat. Deborah Kelly) lyrics

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America

It seems that we've got a problem

Forget that there's a war in Iraq

Cuz there's a bottom

His name is Dangerous

And he's back to corrupt

You've got a crisis on your hands

Cuz I fuck up the butt

Yeah I'm a fag

And if you don't watch out

I'll hunt your men down

And then fuck their backs out

It's time the F-C-C

Took control of this threat

So fuck Osama cuz you've got

Some real shit to address

Scared because I'm bold

And I don't bite my tongue

Women jealous cuz I voice

I prefer my men hung

I know that shit is crass

But that's how I do

Envious Dangerous

Gets more dick than you

And you can play nice

And smile more than twice

But you think I got respect

By actin' sweet and polite?

I get the respect of my peers

By standin' up

And not giving a fuck

When I was told to shut up

Johnny, you're too damn hot

(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody always fuckin' with me?)

Johnny, you're too damn hot

(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody tryna' ban Johnny D?)

Fuck your politics

And your bullshit excuses

Censor what I say

Like my subjects are useless

But here's an exclusive

I want you to know

You can eat a dick

And lick my asshole

Oh there he go

Resorting to sex

I guess that's all I'm good for

According to them

Say I can't marry

Live in sin or repent

When divorce by straight couples

Are up fifty percent

And all the Jesus freaks

Thinkin' I'm gonna' budge

Cuz they condemn who I fuck

When God said not to judge

Worried all about

Where I stick my dick

Don't you worry, sweetheart

Until I'm up in your shit

And what about the kids

Homeless on the street

Kicked out cuz they came out and found a

Hero in me

And I refuse to lie

And deny what I do

And I refuse to play the role

And try to blend in with you

Johnny, you're too damn hot

(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody always fuckin' with me?)

Johnny, you're too damn hot

(2 Hot 2 Hot for t.v., why everybody tryna' ban Johnny D?)

Why some magazines

Don't wanna give me a spread

Could it be cuz Johnny D

Spreads for men in his bed

And chooses to rap

And express how he feel

And was told he'd get a deal

If he kept it half real

The industry is fucked

Even the gay media

You may have caught

'Pick Up The Mic' on ya tv but yo

That wasn't me

All up in your screen

That was what the FCC

Wanted you to believe

Apparently I

Was too homo for Logo

Saw my performance

And they were like hell no!

And me kissin' a man?

That shit was a no-show

But here comes Queer As Folk

With two fags playing with dildos

Could it be, could it be

A conspiracy

You didn't get Johnny Dangerous

You got Johnny Disney

Perhaps if I was PG

I'd be more mainstream

I guess the thought of who I am

Does not bring home the green

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