Johnny Cash - Everybody Loves A Nut lyrics

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Everybody loves a nut<br />

The whole world loves a weirdo<br />

Brains are in a rut<br />

But everybody loves a nut<br />

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There was a hermit named Fred<br />

Who kept the dead horse in his cave<br />

And everyone said to Fred<br />

"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse<br />

In your cave?", and he said, "Well"<br />

<br />

(Everybody loves a nut)<br />

(The whole world loves a weirdo)<br />

Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut<br />

A Columbia man named Frank<br />

Had a tiger named Hank<br />

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He tried to put Hank in his tank<br />

Guess what happened to ol' Frank<br />

When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs<br />

And erected a tombstone that read<br />

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(Everybody loves a nut)<br />

Another Columbia fella told queen Isabella<br />

I don't think the world is flat<br />

And now what do you think about that<br />

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And she said<br />

"You don't", and he said, "No mam"<br />

And she said<br />

"He'd get out of my queendom"<br />

And he said, "Yes mam"<br />

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(Everybody loves a nut)<br />

Everybody loves a nut<br /><br />