John & Ernest - Super Fly Meets Shaft lyrics
rate meWe interrupt this record<br />
To bring you a special bulletin<br />
Super Fly is missing<br />
<br />
(Owww, good God)<br />
<br />
We now take you to our<br />
On the spot reporter<br />
<br />
I have several witnesses here with me<br />
Sir, when was the last time<br />
You saw Super Fly<br />
<br />
(It was the third of September)<br />
<br />
And you, Sir, can you describe<br />
The suit Super Fly was wearing<br />
<br />
(Black or yellow, red or white and brown)<br />
<br />
And you, Sir, who was the last person<br />
Super Fly was seen with<br />
<br />
(Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones<br />
Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones)<br />
<br />
If we need you for any further information<br />
Can we call you<br />
<br />
(Whenever you call me, I'll be there)<br />
<br />
We take you now to Washington<br />
<br />
We're here at the White House<br />
The President has a special<br />
Announcement regarding Super Fly<br />
Mister President, Mister President<br />
What seems to be the problem<br />
<br />
(I got ants in my pants<br />
And I need to dance)<br />
<br />
Just arriving at the White House<br />
Is the man who would risk his<br />
Neck for his brother man (Shaft)<br />
<br />
Shaft, now that the President<br />
Has called you into the case<br />
What will you be doing<br />
<br />
(Chasing women and drinking)<br />
<br />
Mister President<br />
What is your opinion of Shaft<br />
<br />
(This cat Shaft is a bad<br />
Shut your mouth)<br />
<br />
I see the President and Shaft<br />
Have gone into the White House<br />
<br />
(What they do)<br />
<br />
Mister President, Mister President<br />
What are you and Shaft doing in there<br />
<br />
(Holding hands<br />
Making all kinds of plans)<br />
<br />
Mister President, why are you<br />
Holding hands with Shaft<br />
<br />
(Could it be I'm falling in love)<br />
<br />
I've just been handed a bulletin<br />
Super Fly was last seen<br />
<br />
(In Egypt, in Israel too)<br />
<br />
We take you back to<br />
Our on the spot reporter<br />
<br />
I'm here with Freddie<br />
Who we believe knows<br />
The whereabouts of Super Fly<br />
Excuse me, Freddie<br />
What a minute, what happened<br />
<br />
(Freddie's dead)<br />
<br />
Freddie's dead?<br />
<br />
(That's what I said)<br />
<br />
Oh, well, I have several other witnesses<br />
Do you know where Super Fly is<br />
<br />
(We know, they know and<br />
You know and I know)<br />
<br />
I don't know, how do you know<br />
<br />
(Your best friend wrote and told me)<br />
<br />
And just who is my best friend<br />
<br />
(Super Fly)