John C. Reilly - Mister Cellophane lyrics
rate meIf someone stood up in a crowd<br />
And raised his voice up way out loud<br />
And waved his arm and shook his leg<br />
You'd notice him<br />
<br />
If someone in a movie show<br />
Yelled, "Fired" in the second row<br />
This whole place is a powder keg<br />
You'd notice him<br />
<br />
And even without clucking like a hen<br />
Everyone gets noticed now and then<br />
Unless, of course that personage should be<br />
Invisible, inconsequential me<br />
<br />
Cellophane, Mister Cellophane<br />
Should have been my name<br />
Mister Cellophane<br />
'Cause you can look right through me<br />
Walk right by me and never know I'm there<br />
<br />
I tell ya, Cellophane, Mister Cellophane<br />
Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane<br />
'Cause you can look right through me walk right by me<br />
And never know I'm there<br />
<br />
Suppose you was a little cat<br />
Residin' in a person's flat<br />
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?<br />
You'd notice him<br />
<br />
Suppose you was a woman wed<br />
And sleepin' in a double bed<br />
Beside one man for seven years<br />
You'd notice him<br />
<br />
A human being's made of more than air<br />
With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there<br />
Unless that human bein' next to you<br />
Is unimpressive, undistinguished<br />
You know who<br />
<br />
Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane<br />
'Cause you can look right through me<br />
Walk right by me and never know I'm there<br />
<br />
I tell ya, Cellophane, Mister Cellophane<br />
Should have been my name<br />
Mister Cellophane<br />
<br />
'Cause you can look right through me<br />
Walk right by me and never know I'm there<br />
Never even know I'm there
