Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off lyrics
rate meShe said, ?I'm going out with my girlfriends<br />
For margaritas at the Holiday Inn?<br />
Oh have mercy my only thought<br />
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
<br />
I told her put an extra layer on<br />
I know what happens when she drinks Patron<br />
Her closet's missing half the things she bought<br />
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
<br />
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes<br />
Lose an earring in her drink<br />
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall<br />
Drop a contact down the sink<br />
<br />
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long<br />
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on<br />
She might come home in a table cloth<br />
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
<br />
She can handle any champagne brunch<br />
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch<br />
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff<br />
But tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
<br />
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes<br />
Lose an earring in her drink<br />
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall<br />
Drop a contact down the sink<br />
<br />
She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun<br />
Tomorrow she'll say, ?Oh what have I done??<br />
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost<br />
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off<br />
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off<br /><br />
