Joe Nichols - Cheaper Than A Shrink lyrics

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I was sittin in a chair at the H & R Block<br>

Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin up the clock<br>

Said “I’d tallied up your numbers through the end of the year<br>

son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.”<br>

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And I said “It’s cheaper than a shrink, you don’t have to think.<br>

You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of jack,<br>

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.<br>

Just a flip of the wrist and you’re gettin it done,<br>

And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun”.<br>

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And it’s cheaper than a shrink, you don’t have to think<br>

You just pour and drink, yea it’s cheaper than a shrink.<br>

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Now me and her had this little problem between us<br>

Tryin to prove the gap between Mars and Venus<br>

She said “Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor”.<br>

I said “All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.<br>

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Cause it’s cheaper than a shrink, you don’t have to think<br>

You just pour and drink. ‘Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.<br>

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.<br>

Just a flip of the wrist and you’re gettin it done,<br>

And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more fun”.<br>

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And it’s cheaper than a shrink, you don’t have to think<br>

You just pour and drink, and it’s cheaper than a shrink.<br>

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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,<br>

Then I’d a quit drinkin when I was 19.<br>

It’s the oldest, most proven form of therapy<br>

The best thing about it far as I can see is that it’s<br>

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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don’t have to think<br>

You just pour and drink, and it’s cheaper than a shrink.<br>

Oh you just pour and drink and it’s a whole lot cheaper <br>

than some big town ??? , drag it down shrink.<br>

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[Thanks to Diane Z for lyrics]<br>

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