Joe Jonas - The Headline Song lyrics

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<strong>The Headline Song Lyrics</strong>

my giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing

a ghost stole our life savings

stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide

my mate boiled my willy

i’m so fat i broke the toilet

six toilets actually

i fell for a sexy robot

i paint with my boobies

my psychic dog has healing powers

there’s a time lord in my loo

mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)

i fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)

i’m so fat i broke the toilet

six toilets actually

i fell for a sexy robot

i paint with my boobies

with my boobies, yeah.