Jimmy P. - Monster I've Created lyrics

rate me

Acting pretty heinous, we're all slaves til you unchain us

And you are an ignoramus if you want to become famous

I am underestimated- you're way too overrated

I am just another product of the monster I've created

On her forehead, I tattooed my name backwards

So when she looks in the mirror she sees her favorite rapper

I'm a stunt actor, first on Fear Factor

Eat spiders and hide inside of a trash compactor

Get smashed harder than Kardashian backdoor

Make me wanna smack whores in nuclear reactors

I'm all eyes; your girlfriend- she's all fours

That means she's a dog but got a face like a raptor

What a dinosaur, looking bad on her best night

Are you perfectly sure your woman's not a transvestite?

That's not nice- I've got bad behavior

Got ten years of labor for killing all of my neighbors

I used a light saber, thought I was Darth Vader

I made her dress up like Laura Croft from Tomb Raider

Dipped into the acid, kidnapped Ralph Nader

Hijacked a rocket ship and hid out in a space crater

Take a look at the data, obvious that I made a

Different state of mind for all the common denominators

Acting pretty heinous, we're all slaves til you unchain us

And your are an ignoramus if you want to become famous

I am underestimated- you're way too overrated

I am just another product of the monster I've created

I call upon Poseidon; spear you all with a trident

You say your mouth hurts? Well it's my lines, you bite em

I have the moxie to go- you can't stop me

Knock your teeth out on the floor- it's not hockey

No Wayne Gretzky, heck, you can respect me

Took it to the bank with a bouncer, they never check me

I'm not next to blow; I'm not an upcoming artist

I'm just a white boy who so happens to spit the hardest

Every song I make is just another credential

I'ma keep going cuz I recognize the potential

Quintessential to me to implode your cranium

Forget gold or platinum, I'm double uranium

Dictionary rappers see me and go back to Webster's

I'm a bit of an expert, smarter than Poindexter

If you make one song- feening to sell big

You have a worse chance of fame than Kenan and Kel did

Acting pretty heinous, we're all slaves til you unchain us

And your are an ignoramus if you want to become famous

I am underestimated- you're way too overrated

I am just another product of the monster I've created

You rappers are laughable, edible and forgettable

You only get wet when I chew you up, it's incredible

Not a laughing matter, this chatter is not humorous

The ways I make all of you dreams shatter are numerous

More bars than a cellular tower, my signal's strong

Feeling even more powerful by the hour, what's wrong?

I've scoured meteor showers for hours hoping to make it clearer

The only star I see is looking back in the mirror

I crack my ankles, my back, my neck and knuckles as well

And since my music is cracking you might be stuck on the shelf

Katy Perry got my cherry chapstick, it was magic

Pulling on my rabbit, we can go and make it a habit

She kisses girls but I don't kiss boys

Lil Wayne can kiss Baby all he wants but I won't do the same

I should refrain in case people take it as a diss

It's not a diss, just naming the person that he kissed!

Acting pretty heinous, we're all slaves til you unchain us

And your are an ignoramus if you want to become famous

I am underestimated- you're way too overrated

I am just another product of the monster I've created