Jimmy Fallon - You Spit When You Talk lyrics

rate me

Its so hard to have a conversation with you

Its not what you say or what you do

Youre my real good friend

Yes, that I must admit

Thats why it breaks my heart to tell you this

You spit when you talk

Oh yeah, I had to say it

Got something to say

And then you go and spray it

I got a dry-cleaning bill and

Im gonna make you pay it

You spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Well, at the office party

You sang karaoke

Electrocuted yourself

Singing Okie from Muskogee

Its not a little secret

No, its something that is known

If you want to talk about it cant you call me on the phone?

Because you spit when you talk

And Im just being honest

Everything I own

Has your saliva on it

If I talk to you much longer

I swear Im gonna vomit

You spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Now the only friends you have

Are on Facebook and on MySpace

They all talk behind your back

Cause its the only dry place

You were so excited at the game

When Jeter had a triple

Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples

You spit when you talk

And it aint getting better

I know what you had for dinner

Cause its right here on my sweater

If youve got an interpreter

Youd better go and get her

You spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk