JIMMY BUFFETT

JIMMY BUFFETT - Toby Keith Too Drunk to Karaoke lyrics

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Last night at the bar it was karaoke night

Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright

They got big margarita pitchers, two for one

Yum, yum

They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun

When I signed up I was ready to go

But they didn't call my name for an hour or so

Damn if they didn't make me wait too long

I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

If you keep on drinking you're gonna be

Too drunk to karaoke, just like me

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong

All the pretty girls kept egging me on

Well, I should’ve kept my flip flops glued to the chair

But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

You can sing in the shower till you sound real good

You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood

But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand

You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

If you ask me, hell, I killed that song

When I looked around, everybody was gone

Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age

They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

“You're too drunk to karaoke”

That's what they told me

“You're too drunk to karaoke”

How can that be?

You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined

You just have to be a legend in your own mind

Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key

Just prove that theory of drunketivity

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Look at me

You're too drunk to karaoke

Just like me

Too drunk to karaoke

That’s what I’m talking about

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