JIMMY BUFFETT - Math Suks lyrics
rate meIf necessity was the mother of invention<br>Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this<br>The numbers come together in some kind of third dimension<br>A regular algebraic bliss<br><br>Let's starts with something simple<br>Like 1 and 1 ain't 3<br>Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5<br>There's fractions in my subtraction<br>And x don't equal y<br>But my homework is bound to multiply<br><br>Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)<br>I'd like to burn this text book<br>I hate that stuff so much<br>Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)<br>Sometimes I think that I don't know that much<br>But math suks<br><br>I got so bored with my homework<br>I turned on the tv<br>The beauty pageant winners were all smiling through their teeth<br>And they asked the new miss america<br>Hey babe can you add up all those bucks<br>She looked puzzled then just said math suks<br><br>Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)<br>You don't even have to spell it<br>All you have to do is yell it<br>Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)<br>Sometime times I think that I don't know that much<br>But math suks<br><br>Geometry and trigonometry and if they don't tax your brain<br>There are numbers to big to be named<br>Numerical precision is a science with a mission<br>And I think its' gonna drive me insane<br><br>Parents fighting with their children<br>And the congress can't agree<br>Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly<br>Management and labor keep rattling old sabres<br>Quacking like those peabody ducks<br><br>Math suks (quack quack), math suks (quack quack)<br>You don't even have to spell it<br>All you have to do is yell it<br>Math suks, that's right, math suks, you got it<br>Sometime times I think that I don't know that much<br>But math suks<br>All right there goes our g rating<br><br>Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one<br>Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one<br>Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one<br>Math suks, math suks, math suks, math suks
