Jimmie's Chicken Shack - Lazy Boy Dash lyrics

rate me

i'm a lazy boy

there's no doubt about it

might take a miracle

to get me started

don't get me started

don't get me started again

son you better get up

you better get up while can

i make a dash in the lazy boy hundred

i start out slow but i lean back and pull you under it

the say the competition lags behind precision wasting

don't need a rear view

i know it's my smoke they are tasting

damn another tragic jam

i know i'm s'posed to use my brake

so on the gas i slam

you better get up

you better get up while you can

employed to crash the lazy boy hundred

don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it

they say you can't be kind so don't you bother wasting

your precious energy is victory for they're tasting

i said damn another crack pot scam

i thought that things were going great

now that i'm on the lamb

damn another bunt grand slam

i think it's time to celebrate

now that we rule the land

son better get up while you can

i'm a lazy boy

there's no doubt about it

might take a miracle

to get me started

i'm a miracle

there's no doubt about it

might take a lazy girl

to get me started

don't get me started again

don't get me started

son you better get up

you better get up while you can