Jim Stafford - Turn Loose Of My Leg lyrics

rate me

These girls today they sure act funny

Take you out and spend their money

But they always seem to expect a favor or two

A girl picked me up about a week ago

Drug me out to some drive-in show

Oh, I can't begin to say what she put me through

She parked me on the very last row

Reached down and grabbed my knee

My whole life flashed before my eyes

I said this can't be happining to me.

Chorus

Turn loose of my leg

I don't know you that well

Turn loose of my leg

In love with you I have not fell

I know what you are

Just forget it and remove your hand

Turn loose of my leg

I'm not that kind of man.

The other day I was at the soda shop

Had an ice cream sundae and a soda pop

The waitress brought me a note from a woman in a booth

The note said join me for another round

And I'll pick up your check and show you the town

I can't begin to say what she put me through

Underneath that table her fingers did the walkin'

Till she touched the tip of my shoe

I ran for the door but she wouldn't let go

I must a drug her for a block or two

Turn loose of my leg

You don't seem to understand

I'm not that kind of man

You want to hug me and hold me

And kiss me on the mouth

You make me want to crawl the walls

When your hands start flying south.

Chorus

(Spoken)

Animal

Now don't you think we can have some kind of relationship

Without being so physical... huh?<br />

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Thanks to razvan