Jilliane - ROACHHOUSE lyrics

rate me

I’m gonna take my best friends Sam and Jen and were gonna go to a bar

Were gonna watch the men run around in circles and see how silly they are

(I don’t mean all men; I just mean some men…don’t take offense)

Here comes Jerry, Bachelor number one

Works for the police and carries a gun

But I’m not impressed

I’m amused at best with this sloppy slurring drunkard and his bullet proof vest

I’ll beat you up if you try to touch my ass

I don’t take kindly to being harassed

Hey that rhymes

Have another drink and get high

Cause I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here

I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here

Hey there little boy

You look like slim shady and I’m thinking maybe you’ll buy me a drink

But what I didn’t know was you wanted a blow job in the boy’s bathroom and I said,

“FUCK YOU!” I think

I’ll beat you up if you try to touch my ass

I don’t take kindly to being harassed

Hey that rhymes

Have another drink and get high

Cause I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here

I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here

It’s just a game we play anyway

I’ve got guy friends I know who do It every day

They go to the club just lookin to score

With some sweet young thing getting Jiggy on the dance floor

And they fork over 5’s and 10’s for mixed drinks and beers

And when their broke in the end

They go home with their friends

And he goes home alone

Until he plays again

This place is crawling with all kinds of bugs

Just looking for some action and an icy cold bud

A little word to the wise boys

Don’t go buying me drinks because I’ve never been that easy and cheap

I’ll beat you up if you try to touch my ass

I don’t take kindly to being harassed

Hey that rhymes

Have another drink and get high

Cause I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here

I’ll never find what I’m looking for in here