Jesus In A Sidecar - Along For The Ride lyrics

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(J. Roberts)<br />

Life leads me where it choose<br />

I'm straping on my government shoes<br />

And tightening my straight jacket<br />

Turn up the radio to drown out the racket<br />

Noise to noise<br />

And crust to crust<br />

My dodge omni is starting to rust<br />

And it's driving with the cruise control<br />

I'm staring in space with my head like a hole<br />

And trent reznor just sold his soul<br />

To a little old man from ohio<br />

One fish two fish<br />

In a pan<br />

I'll eat the grease while i still can<br />

Til my veins are choked<br />

With bullet trains<br />

That can make it from here to spain<br />

In under an hour<br />

If you can believe it<br />

That's seventy five dollars<br />

Take it or leave it<br />

Priorty service is fifty more bucks<br />

You're still sitting in line with all the ducks<br />

Without the right stuff<br />

They couldnt play howard<br />

But maybe john stewart<br />

Would have fared better<br />

If he'd just gone along for the ride<br />

Just go along for the ride<br />

Just go along for the ride<br />

Tuck your planner inside<br />

The flap in your sidecar<br />

And let the reaper drive his hog<br />

A chance of rain and patchy fog<br />

With john phillips up in the skyfrog<br />

And i'm stuck in traffic<br />

Bored out of my mind<br />

An out of body experience<br />

Of the sixty ninth kind<br />

And elvis is everywhere<br />

Stuffing his face<br />

But i want to be anywhere<br />

But in this rat race<br />

The boa constrictor is such a disgrace<br />

To cookie dough ice cream<br />

And minty toothpaste<br />

The next shuttle commander<br />

Is frankenstein's bride<br />

And with rosenblatt beetles all swelled up with pride<br />

I'm riding shotgun with bob at the wheel<br />

And i'm just along for the ride