Jesse James - Dear Jesus lyrics

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Hi this is Jesus

I can't get to the phone right now

But if you leave a message after the tone

I'll get right back to you)

Beep

Dear Jesus

I don't believe in you no more

Dear Jesus

I think you should know the score

I never met you

Cos you lived a long long time ago

Not to upset you

But there's not a lot to know

Born in a stable

Is the story we were told

He had a beard

And you wore a lot of shitty clothes

He walked on water then you held a kickin' party on the beach

And the people gathered round to watch you talk and hail and preach

But the bunch of pretty fishers turnin' water into wine

Sure I'd be a true believer if I'd been there at the time

Dear Jesus

I aint buyin' all this shit

Dear Jesus

I don't want no part of it

Don't know what you had in mind, but I'm sure it wasn't this

I met a couple of cool Christians, but the Rev's just take the piss

They it's awful to be gay, cos there aint no family

And they made you give them money when you see them on TV

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus!

Looks like we're gona hafta throw things down the old school way!

Where my monks at, Bring it on!

Dear Jesus, el Presidente

Declared war on them today

He read the Bible, evidently

And your Dad says it's ok

Like this guy lives on my block

He's such an asshole to my mom

And he flips off all the Muslims

Like their doin' somethin' wrong

I know plenty other dicks like that

But this just makes it worse

He thinks he is so much better

Just because he goes to church

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

If you come back just like you said you would

I know that we could chill

But these days we need some evidence

To show that your for real

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus

I hope you got my message when your back if you can

If you leave religion outta this, I'm your number one fan