I know there`s a lotta talk going around today 
About cigarette smoking whittling your life away 
I`ve seen it and I`ve heard it so many times 
That finally it just started to prey on my mind 
I guess it scared me a little bit 
That`s why I decided I was gonna quit 
So while I was sitting here forming my battle plan 
I took another puff and turned on the fan 
I just sat there in my easy chair 
And thought of all the money I`d wasted on cigarettes all these years 
I thought how I`d spend the rest of my days 
After I kick this habit my body craves 
Said to myself this ain`t gonna be so tough 
With that little bit of assurance 
I took another puff 

I took a puff, a puff, then I ripped off another puff 
I decided I`d about had about enough 
That breaking this habit won`t be too tough 

Now I`ve give a lot of thought to this thing 
If I didn`t smoke cigarettes I`d feel just like a king 
Besides with the price going up every day 
I knew I was just throwing all my good money away 
You know I ain`t lit one in an hour or so? 
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Just wanted to make sure I could quit you know 
I was thinking maybe I oughta write all this down 
Put it in a song kinda circulate it around 
Can`t ever tell it might make a hit 
And that redneck Hall did a little bit 
Can you imagine me a hit songwriter! 
Now where`s... where`d I put that cigarette lighter? 
After all it`s a habit and a habit you can break 
Just a little bit of willpower son that`s all it takes 
I said to myself you got to be tough! 
And with that little bit of wisdom 
I took another puff 

I took a puff, and then a puff, then I finally ripped off another puff 
And I decided boy this ain`t gonna be tough 
Besides I`d just about had enough 
I`m about ready to quit this rotten habit anyway 

Oh I think they ought to take it offa television 
It looks too good! Ow! 
I like them skinny ones with the filter 
Oh give it to me! Give it to me! 
Cigarettes... I say if I quit smoking what`ll I do? 
Maybe I`ll eat 
Yeah I`ll eat cigarettes 
Ahh, I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it 
Chester B don`t smoke, he smokes logs! 
Makes you laugh funny too 
Oh my throat`s scratchin`, oh 
I wish I could think of something bad to say about cigarettes 
Boo on cigarettes, don`t smoke don`t smoke don`t smoke 
You quit smoking that`ll leave more for me! 
I love it I love it, no I don`t love cigarettes ya know 
Don`t misunderstand me I hate cigarettes 
Makes ya cough, and when ya don`t smoke it makes ya shake 
I don`t know what`s worse, the shake or the cough 
I think I`ll make me a coughshake, oh! 
Son did you ever smoke? 
Oh I remember one time I quit smoking 
I quit for three months 
My wife left me 
So did my children 
She took my house and left 
It was a mobile home