Jeremy Taylor - Ag Pleez Deddy (The Ballad Of The Southern Suburbs lyrics

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Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the drive-in<br />

All six, seven of us, eight, nine, ten<br />

We wanna see a flick about<br />

Tarzan an' the Ape-men<br />

An' when the show is over you can bring us back again <br />

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Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts an' bubble gum<br />

Ice cream, candy floss an' Eskimo Pie<br />

Ag Deddy how we miss<br />

Nigger balls an' licorice<br />

Pepsi Cola, ginger beer<br />

and Canada Dry <br />

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Ag Pleez Deddy won't you take us to the fun-fair<br />

We wanna have a ride on the bumper-cars<br />

We'll buy a stick of candy floss<br />

And eat it on the Octopus<br />

Then we'll take the rocket ship that goes to Mars <br />

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Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the wrestling<br />

We wanna see an ou called Sky High Lee<br />

When he fights Willie Liebenberg<br />

There's gonna be a murder<br />

'Cos Willie's gonna donner that blerrie yankee <br />

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Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us off to Durban<br />

It's only eight hours in the Chevro-lay<br />

There's spans of sea an' sand an' sun<br />

And fish in the aquari-yum<br />

That's a lekker place for a holi-day <br />

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Chorus <br />

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Ag Pleez Deddy - VOETSEK! <br />

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Ag sis Deddy if we can't kraak to bioscope<br />

Or go off to Durban, life's a heng of a bore<br />

If you won't take us to the zoo<br />

Then what the heck else can we do<br />

But go on out and moere all the oukies next door <br />

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Chorus