Jeffries Fan Club - Another Love Story lyrics

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This is the story of Jesse and Shauna

You're gonna hear it even if you don't wanna

Jesse used to be hardcore

He's not anymore

He met a girl who stole his heart away

If I were him I would have run away yeah

Now we can't find Jesse anywhere

We even checked in Shauna's underwear

Her stomach is big

So is her smile

I haven't seen him in a while now

Where is he

I think she ate him

So the story is told

Yes a story so old that it's hard for me to tell

She was so fat

She was so ugly

Fat girls drive Jesse crazy

Jesse used to be my friend

Well he's not anymore

He fell in love again

Why oh why

He spends so much time with her

Cuz she's a whole lot of fun

Why oh why do other guys just see her

And then they start to run

She's a fat girl with a

Whipped guy and her

Flat chest, really big thighs

They're in love

Why can't you see

They're in love and they are happy