Jeff Dunham - When Santa Comes To Town lyrics

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(Peanut):

The days are growing shorter

And the nights are growing colder

We know Santa's on his way

We can't wait another day

I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too

Because to operate them, you only need one shoe

(Achmed)

I would like some dynamite and some nitro too

Don't care what Santa brings me

As long as it has a fuse

(Bubba J)

When I fight with the Mrs.

There's no place to hide

So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide

(All)

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Walter)

I wish weren't so sunny

I prefer December gloom

(Peanut)

But there's plenty of snow for everyone

In Guitar Guys dressing room

(Achmed)

I want a voice box and some lungs

So I can scream and shout

(Peanut)

And some skin to wrap him in

So they don't fall out

(Jose)

I've been the prefect pepper

As good as I can be

(Peanut)

You'll be the perfect angel

When we stick you on the tree ha!

(All)

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Music Break)

(Peanut)

I need a matching tennis shoe

(Achmed)

I need a pair of ears

(Walter)

I wish this song was over

(Bubba J)

I could use another beer

(Peanut)

I want a stack of money

(Bubba J)

Wanna win a NASCAR race

(Walter)

If I sit here any longer

I'll need Preperation H

(All)

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound

Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around

And Santa comes to town

(Bubba J)

That was good

(Walter)

Shut up <br />

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Thanks to razvan