Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck 
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up 
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin 
I gunned the motor and run over him 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 
Venison Cree-tender eyes 
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes 

She loaded him into the back of the truck 
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up 
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror 
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 
She had fifty pounds over him 
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
It was no time 'til she had him pinned 

By the time we got home, he was her pet 
That night, he slept on my side of the bed 
I had to spend the night out in my truck 
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn 

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* 
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* 

A couple days later, I made him a deal 
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal 
I covered his antlers with foil and then, 
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof 
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too. 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 
That dumb deer changed my life 
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
Next time, I'll run over my wife! <br />
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			     Thanks to razvan