Jb And The Moonshine Band - Beer for Breakfast lyrics

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JB and the Moonshine Band - Beer for Breakfast

And you're hurtin' pretty good

This mornin's got you feeling

Like you never thought you would

You've tried it all from Tylenol

To vitamins and more

But I'll let you in on somethin'

That'll cure it all for sure

I said, it's beer for breakfast

The hangover remedy

The only one that's guaranteed

To end your misery

You know, I've heard a lot of different sorts of wives' tales recipes

Down here in Texas

It's beer for breakfast

I've seen 'em all hunched over

Praying to that toilet seat

Not knowing all they had to do was pop the top and drink

Make sure it's cold cause warm beer only magnifies the hurt

Yeah, one sure helps

But two cold beers

Is guaranteed to work

I said, it's beer for breakfast

The hangover fix

The only remedy that's guaranteed to do the trick

You know that whiskey's way too risky

And you'd probably just get sick

So, down here in Texas

It's beer for breakfast

Come on!

Well, it's beer for breakfast

The hangover cure

The only thing I know that's guaranteed to work for sure

So y'all can keep all y'all's mimosas

Or your coffee and liquor

'Cause down here in Texas

It's beer for breakfast

Down here in Texas

It's been for breakfast