Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back movie - Jackass lyrics

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Song by Bloodhound Gang<br /><br>

Jackass.<br>

I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,<br>

Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,<br>

Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,<br>

These aren't the whores you're looking for<br>

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Jackass.<br>

If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,<br>

Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,<br>

Kicks the kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut,<br>

Used to fall for that too but<br>

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(Chorus)<br>

If you knew me like,<br>

I know myself,<br>

You'd hate me like<br>

I hate myself,<br>

'Cause i'm a ...<br>

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Jackass.<br>

Got no Rabbit in this hat,<br>

'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass<br>

Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,<br>

Making Magic with a pussy.<br>

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Jackass.<br>

Like that dude in Tienemen Square,<br>

With a Six pack and a folding chair,<br>

Guy bothered the parade and ended up,<br>

Playing Chicken with the tanks but<br>

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(Chorus)<br>

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We could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,<br>

They could try to run Game on the ODB.<br>

They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,<br>

But they won't get rid of me!<br>

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If I knew you like,<br>

You know yourself,<br>

I'd hate you like,<br>

You hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

Hate yourself,<br>

'Cause you're a Jackass!<br>

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