Jason Mraz - Mudhouse / Gypsy MC lyrics

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Say we ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

(Sing that with me)

Say we ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

I'd like to give a shout out to all my VIP's

And individualize 'cause I'm an MC

I can because I care because my family's here

Cause I (cause I what)

Cause I (cause I what)

Cause I 'preciate the mentality of music

I'm savin' all my sentences unless of course I'm smoothly spoken

Quiet type the kind to watch out for

No man of the clan I'm perpetratin' the scam

Sure I'm the boy with the fallopian voice

Straight from the sleeve of any wizard of choice

I got the reason to be roamin' out the coverage area

Send me the bill if all my lovin' is scarin' ya

Dare you to dream the way that I believe

I got the skill to go commando in any fatigues

I got the best damn band in the music scene

But I could also flow solo or just let it be because

Of the love

Oh the self realization is your if and and but

But you gotta know your name before the play of the game

Keep a levelheaded check on your health and stay sane

Address the tack on the track

The needle's on the record

Prepare for playback

Sayjack

Oh could I buy another vowel? I need another clue and I could also use a towel

And

How goes the medium tempo

Slayin' all the teachers like the class of '84

And down low

You know my fidelities go

Well I would never hurt a fly with the didas on

I got control

I keep a clean toilet bowl

2000 flushes blue and still goin' strong

Do I do what I do for the sake of the song comin' through on the radio?

Naw it's for you

This is proof

My own story's a spoof

I'll always be a gypsy

I'll forever be aloof

And if you never get to likin' me it's okay too

But you made it this far so pay your toll at the booth

Ah yes you made it this far so pay your toll at gate

Yes you made it this far now make some noise in this place

I said we made it this far now let's get back to the part that we sing (what?)

We ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

We ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

True or false?

I can be a sensitive man

With sensible plans for the everyday woman

And I can keep you eatin' out the palm of my hand

Because the dope that we smoked was grown on my land

The words I burn they don't come from a can

The movie in my mind'll be the winner at Cannes

So take your chance

Apply for full or part-time romance

Clever or the better measure up to whatever

Cause it don't matter how tall

How fat or how small

Equal opportunities are open to all

The casting call line forms down the hall

All you need is I.D that shows that you're legal

But people with egos, a freakshow, a syndrome

You best not go

You know I don't need those

If you got a problem that I really aughta read

Then post it on the web care of R-K-O-P

It's easy like me but a bit less than cheesy

Go heavy on the melody and add a dash of pink

And if you can't stand the kitchen get the hell out the heat

To meet with the geek all you need is a heartbeat

And to meet with the geek on the streets all you gotta do is know the words you sing

So everybody repeat this after me

(sing it)

Ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty (all I got is a forty)

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

Ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty (all I got is a forty)

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

Well I'm I'm type A positive and just the way I like it

Right away I'm satisfied with my food before I try it

Can't deny it to save my life

I'm never lyin'

To brave this mic without the same thing twice

Is actually an act of stayin' up all night

With the mood just right

And the purchase of a flight

From the west cost

To these Netherlands lights it's aurora borealis' company that I'm tight with

Despite everything that you've heard

I'll admit that most are true

And I'll be keeping my word

And I will do the double duty on the search for new verbs

And I'll report to work early to deliver the worm

With a back well covered by my buddies of ease

Now ain't no way in hell that I will ever have to say please

Breakin' all the codes on the latest machines

I'll even let you download me for free

(for free)

(for free)

(for free)

We ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty

We ain't got no dope

All I got's my forty

Ain't got nobody baby

That I can call my shorty