Jason Mraz

Jason Mraz - Cannabis College lyrics

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Registration starts at 8

Don't be late or else

That's 8 as in the evening time

Classes begin at 9 or 12

We'll study each and every flower

Per credit hour

Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

So if you grow your knowledge tree

Hydroponically

Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College

Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes

You'll be curing common glaucoma

Convinced you're acing physics

You'll be setting quite a fine example

Coring apples and carving cans

You passed your first exam

You can take your notes and tokes

Of signals made of smoke

No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College

And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory

Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?

Tell me have you met Professor Chong

He's been here who knows how long

His lectures often study classics

From Northern Cal to Oregon

Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre

And Dark Side of the Moon

And Purple Haze

And some randoms buy Pat Boone

With THC Ph. D's

A BA in euphoria

Avoid the military

Minoring in paranoia

Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20

Get the blunted edge

A certificate that says

I made it through college

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