Jamie Anderson - When Cats Take Over The World lyrics

rate me

The world's in bad shape indeed, there's too much anger

and greed

But I can see through the gloom, change is coming soon

When folks will be very nice and tuna will plummet in

price

When cats take over the world everyone will be kind

You could jump on the counter and eat whatever you

find

You could cough up a hair ball and no one would mind

Maybe we'd all purr when cats take over the world

Doors will be against the law, everyone will keep

their claws

Dogs will be shown no mercy, they'll be shipped to New

Jersey

There will be no more cars, cat haters will be sent to

Mars

When cats take over the world, all trouble will cease

You could jump on the bookcase and knock over whatever

you please

You could clean your butthole in front of company

In public we could hurl, when cats take over the world

We'll stare into thin air and pretend there's

something there

We'll learn meditation and perfect manipulation

No one will ever get wet or have to go to the vet

When cats take over the world

When cats take over the world