James and the Giant Peach movie - Eating The Peach lyrics
rate me<br>
I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time<br>
Like jellied bugs and curried slugs and earwigs cooked in slime<br>
And mice with rice is very nice<br>
When they're roasted in their prime<br>
But don't forget to sprinkle them with just a pinch of grime<br>
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I'm crazy 'bout mosquitos on a piece of buttered toast<br>
And pickled spines of porcupines<br>
And then a great big roast<br>
And dragon's flesh, quite old, not fresh<br>
It costs a buck at most<br>
It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post<br>
(It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post)<br>
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For dinner on my birthday shall I tell you what I chose?<br>
Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose<br>
And a rather smelly jelly<br>
Made of armadillo's toes<br>
The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose<br>
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Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
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I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea<br>
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs<br>
And surely you'll agree<br>
A plate of soil with engine oil's a super recipe<br>
(Recipe)<br>
I hardly need to mention that it's practically free<br>
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Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
We hardly need to mention that it's practically free<br>
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Now comes, my fellow travelers, the burden of my speech<br>
These foods are rare beyond compare<br>
And some right out of reach<br>
But there's no doubt I'd go without<br>
A million plates of each<br>
For one small mite<br>
(One small mite)<br>
One tiny bite<br>
(Tiny bite)<br>
Of this fantastic peach!<br>
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Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach<br>
This fantastic peach!<br>
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[Thanks to AmyAaron for lyrics]<br>
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