Jakobinarina - I've Got a Date with My Television lyrics

rate me

Hey!

Britney's telling you now your breasts can be smaller than a wrong round

Television, tevlevision

Hey!

Oprah's telling you now you can't weigh more than a hundred pounds

Television, television

Hey!

John's telling you now you've gotta be a bitch if you wanna go far

Television, television

Hey!

Beckham's moving now, without the looks you can't be a star

Television, television

TV friends

Don't stab you in the back

Keeping me on the right track

TV friends

Don't stab you in the back

Keeping me on the right track

TV friends

Don't stab you in the back

Keeping me on the right track

TV friends

Don't stab you in the back

Keeping me on the right track

I've got a date with my television (x4)