Jake Shimabukuro - Toastmaker's Revenge lyrics

rate me

When I perform, right?

I'm gonna actually bring a toaster

To the performance, onstage

Plug it in, and I'm gonna bring a loaf of bread

And in between songs, I'm gonna make toast

And I'm gonna eat it

And then I'll offer it to the audience if anybody wants

And so people come and watch me play

And they see me with this toaster, making toast

They'll be like, "He's up there, right?

Dancing around like a maniac

And he's making toast!"

To me, it's just like,

Quiet, everybody makes toast.

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