Jafar - Why Me? lyrics

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<b>Why Me?</b> by <i>Jafar</i><br />

In my formative and hungry years

I was unappreciated by my peers

As their slings and arrows flew

I would ponder - wouldn't you?

Why me? Why me?

For a man of my charisma and mystique

I have taken far too long to reach my peak

Why was my status never quo?

Why did no one want to know?

Poor me, why me?

Why was I so unable to fulfill my true potential?

Kept down by those I knew were smaller fry

Inconsequential, but here's the rub

Rub-a-dub-dub

I am power, I am clout personified

I've a genie and sheer malice on my side

It's a combination which

Works me up to fever pitch

Big "G" and me

When the master of the lamp says, "Bow," you bow!

You forget who wears the pants around here now

A man who knows just what to do

And who to do it to

Who's he? M-E!

And as for you, you little twerp

From now on, it's "as you were" time

Let's have your pretty princess

See how she's been wasting her time

Let's strip him bare there's nothing there

Though I hate to break a partnership

You're going on a one-way trip

To a corner of the sphere

Not a million miles from here

But two! Toodle-loo!

Who's the titan, who's the champ?

Who's the master of the lamp?

Who's the one who'll take up

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Who? Why, me!