<br>
I'd like to grab that son of Mary<br>
The one who wrote on my statue<br>
"He has lived all of his life<br>
Between honor and virtue"<br>
Me, who screwed all of my friends<br>
From dirty lie to dirty lie<br>
Me, who screwed all of my friends<br>
From New Year's Day to New Year's Day<br>
In the purest name of love<br>
How I cheated every mistress<br>
In the purest name of love<br>
How I lied with each caress<br>
That son of Mary I'd like to have him here<br>
And all you damned kids...get out of here<br>
I'd like to grab that son of Lent<br>
The one who had the nerve to boast<br>
"God calls back the ones he loves<br>
And he was the one God loves the most"<br>
Me, who only prayed to God<br>
When my teeth were killing me<br>
Me, who only prayed to God<br>
Except when I was scared of Satan<br>
Me, who even prayed to Satan<br>
Every time I was in love<br>
Me, who even prayed to Satan<br>
Whenever I was scared of God<br>
That son of Lent I'd like to have him here<br>
And all you damned kids...get out of here<br>
I'd like to grab that son-of-a-bitch<br>
The one who wrote on my statue<br>
"He died like a hero<br>
He was a soldier brave and true"<br>
Me, who went off to the war<br>
Because I was so damn bored<br>
Me, who went off to the war<br>
To make it with the German broads<br>
Me, who got killed in the war<br>
Making it with the German broads<br>
Me, who died during the war<br>
Because I couldn't help it<br>
That son-of-a-bitch, I'd like to have him here<br>
And all you damned kids...Please<br>
Please get out of here<br>
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