Jackie Beat - Retouch My Body lyrics
rate meJackie Beat! <br />
So young and sweet! <br />
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You know I'm getting older and I've gained some weight, too.<br />
In my imagination I am just twenty-two.<br />
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too.<br />
The fast food is to blame, cholesteral through the roof.<br />
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If there's a camera up in here, that's taking photographs of me, then it's true, that you.<br />
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here, telling you, what to do.<br />
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of photoshop, I will hunt you down! <br />
'Cause baby this is show buisness, nobody wants the truth.<br />
Don't even try it, this is my diet.<br />
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Retouch my body.<br />
Sketch me some more.<br />
Take off sixty pounds, then take of ten more.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Resize my head, clean up my skin.<br />
Please tone done the red.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Lipo my thighs, with your computer mouse.<br />
I'm as big as a house.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Remove every curve.<br />
I'm going to the mall, to get a soft serve.<br />
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Give me a tiny waist, because I eat like a slob.<br />
Remove a chin or two, and how's about a nose job?<br />
Erase under my eyes, where it is wrinkled and dark.<br />
Your reseme says that you worked on Jurassic Park.<br />
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If there's a camera up in here, that's taking photographs of me, then it's true, that you.<br />
Must sign this confidentiality agreement to blood, or else you, will get sued.<br />
'Cause if I end up on Perez Hilton looking like a lez, I will hunt you down.<br />
'Cause baby this is show buisness, nobody wants the truth.<br />
Don't even try it, this is my diet.<br />
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Retouch my body.<br />
Don't wanna look tragic.<br />
So call Industrial, Life and Magic.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Make me look lean.<br />
Like fat-ass Oprah, on "O" magazine.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Even at my tits.<br />
And make sure this old Coture size two fits.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Blur some more.<br />
Come on and give me what I'm paying you for! <br />
Retouch my body.<br />
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I just want some Gummy Bears.<br />
I refuse to take the stairs.<br />
Make me fucking young and sweet.<br />
Get rid of my cellulite.<br />
I don't want no photo, boy.<br />
I want to know you're painting.<br />
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Retouch my body.<br />
Don't cause any trouble.<br />
I am in denial.<br />
Don't you burst my bubble.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
Just look at Madonna.<br />
In real life she looks like an ancient iguana.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
And if you can afford.<br />
Try and make me look like less of a horse.<br />
Retouch my body.<br />
I know all the choice.<br />
I only wish you could retouch my voice.<br />
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Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch.<br />
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch.<br />
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch.<br />
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch.<br />
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch.<br />
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Retouch my fucking body!</
