Jackie Beat - Private Bathroom lyrics

rate me

i went shopping with a girlfriend

for shoes and make-up at the mall

feel sorta funny in the rear end

and so i find myself a bathroom stall

pull down my panties and then i squat

just picture this look on my face

i really wish i was at home and not

make'n these noises in a public place

i need a private bathroom

cuz this is not funny

yes i've got to go number 2

give me a private bathroom

because trust me honey

ya ain't gonna like what i do

i would pay a million dollars

if i never had to poo or pee

in fron of women and their children

because sometimes i do it too loudly

my butthole trembles and it twitches

then diarrhea shoots from my hole

it kinda sounds like and resembles

chunks of meatloaf splashing in the bowl

i need a private bathroom

no this is not funny

yes i've got to go number 2

give me a private bathroom

it's going to be runny

i know that's disgusting but true

i need a private bathroom

cuz this is not pretty

what cheap fast food taco's can do

give me a private bathroom

cuz it feels real sjitty

as they're burn'n their way thru you

there's no toilet paper

you've got to beg the person crapping right next to you

and just a few minutes later

somebody pulls the broken door open again

i'm in here bitch!

what? ya couldn't see my shoes?

there size 12

i need a private bathroom

no i am not kidding

you don't want me right next to you

give me a private bathroom

cuz once i start shitting

you'll wish that i was at home too

i need a private bathroom

cuz once i start going

you'll ask what died inside of me

i need a private bathroom

cuz when my butt starts blowing

it might break the toilet

it might break the toilet

it might break the toilet

it might break the toilet in two