Jackie Beat - i couldn't eat her lyrics

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i heard somewhere everyone's bisexual

it may sound strange but it made sense to me

i went to red lobster

i picked up a girl

when i went down on her

i thought i'd hurl

as she sat on my face

but i couldn't eat her

from below the waist

just wasn't my kind

there's this stuff

ewwwww!

i couldn't eat her

big scary beaver

i thought maybe it was just the girl i picked

so i decided i should try again

went to tgi fridays

picked up another chick

i took her back to my place

and i got sick

as she sat on my face

but i couldn't eat her

i took a breath and braced

for what i might find

i saw muff

ewwww!

i couldn't eat her

big hairy beaver if i tried

i went to a sports bar

ignored the jocks and the hunks

picked up a drunk ass bimbo

then i blew chunks

as she sat on my face

but i couldn't eat her

it had a funny taste

like fishy behind

i saw blood

ewwww!

i couldn't eat her

big bloddy beaver if i tried

as she sat on my face

but i couldn't eat her

what a fucking waste

when we 69'd

cuz there was no peter

so i couldn't eat her

no i couldn't eat her

big dirty beaver

ahh...shut your legs dear...thanx!

Thanks to lrn2spell for correcting these lyrics